SHIPPING & RETURNS
Oh good! You found my silly take on a silly genre!
SHIPPING POLICY
So shipping is like the Hunger Games or something now, and it changes every week, so I'm going to do my best to keep on top of changes, but you know as well as I do that our infrastructure is collapsing and holiday shipping in particular is a weird new guessing game.
I reuse stuff as much as possible as long as it's clean. I don't have pets, so there shouldn't be any allergens, but you never know when I might find a rad haul of tissue paper from one of my neighbors and not realize there's dog dander in there. Is that how that works? Maybe cat dander is more of an issue. Anyway, you're going to receive my stuff packaged in wrinkly, attractive, lovingly packed trash diverted from a landfill. Mostly I just save all the packaging materials from the stuff I order from the Internet. Because, you know, the future. Giving a gift? Don't worry! It's gonna be so cute! If you have a source for reasonably priced, very small padded mailers that don't use plastic, please let me know! I haven't figured out that piece of the equation yet.
RETURN & EXCHANGE POLICY
If you need to return an item for refund, that's fine, as long as it hasn't been worn around. I can't cover that shipping though. If something arrives damaged, then I'll need to do a claim with USPS, ugh, but I should be able to refund you that shipping as part of my claim. I haven't done this yet so let's just hope this all works.
Exchanges aren't really a thing because every piece is unique. But just drop me a line, we'll figure it out. Thanks for understanding!