TERMS & CONDITIONS
CUSTOMER CARE
Well, "care" is probably overstating it. There's a weird infantilism that seems to have infected consumer culture, where throwing tantrums entitles one to attention and any transactional hiccup is seen as a trauma needing immediate redress. I personally blame Starbux for this shifting culture, where about 25 years ago, suddenly anyone with three bucks could essentially pay for a brief yet titillating experience of verbally and emotionally (if not also sexually) harassing minimum-wage baristas. Elsewhere, baristas were like bartenders: no nicey, no drinky. Anyway, this is all a tangent. My point is, I care, you care, we're all engaged in a bigger project here of imagining and problem solving toward a joyful future, so if something's not right and it's in my power to help, let me know, okay? I'm a one person operation and I have other jobs too, because that's how art works. Stuff might get mixed up. But I'm super stoked about my work, so I hope you'll give me the chance to get you stoked, too.
WHOLESALE INQUIRIES
Are you a local brick & mortar shop interested in carrying some of my work? Cool! Let's talk! I probably meant to reach out to you already but hey, launching a business is hard.
PRIVACY & SAFETY
So hey, I hate spam and I bet you do too. While there's absolutely nothing I can do to even understand what happens in the black box of all these third party platforms that I pay to have this site running and accepting payments, I did do as much research as possible to find a platform that seemed as minimally sketchy as possible. I can tell you I'm doing nothing with your info besides letting you know when I've got new cool stuff for sale, and if we've talked in person about some cool thing, hopefully I'll get around to following up. In the meantime, just trying to get this stupid website to work is about all I can handle. You're all good.
PAYMENT METHODS
- Credit / Debit Cards
- PAYPAL
- Offline Payments (I think this means things like cash)
- Sick barters like for ski passes or really awesome wood